I hate the way you talk to me, 
And the way you cut your hair. 
I hate the way you drive my car, 
I hate it when you stare. 
I hate your big dumb combat boots, 
And the way you read my mind. 
I hate you so much it makes me sick, 
It even makes me rhyme. 
I hate the way you`re always right, 
I hate it when you lie. 
I hate it when you make me laugh, 
Even worse when you make me cry. 
I hate it when you`re not around, 
And the fact that you didn`t call. 
But mostly, I hate the way I don`t hate you, 
not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all!
 
-From the movie 10 Things I Hate About You